I need recommendations for PS3 games. (I will be procuring a PS3 for Persona 5 reasons.) These recommendations should keep in mind that:
1) I am a GIANT FUCKING COWARD. ‘Survival horror’ is not a thing I want around me. At all. Ever. I don’t care how great or ‘not really scary’ it is. It will scare me. I might cry.
2) While I probably have the motor skills to play shooters and stuff with real time battles, they stress me out and make me sad when I fuck up. I interpret not being able to hit buttons fast enough as a massive personal failing. So turn based battles are best.
3) My favorite games are Persona 3 and 4, Harvest Moon 64, Harvest Moon: Innocent Life, and DragonQuest 8. So, basically, I like cute things, social simulations and endless dungeon grinds where the monsters are all recolored versions of monsters you killed an hour ago. (This is an unflattering characterization of my preferences because I am basically quoting snarp verbatim.)